He runs a door check on every pump.fun launch that gets hot — bundle buys in the create slot, creator holding, top-10 wallets, mint authority — and stamps it CLEARED, HELD or DENIED. The verdict is arithmetic. Replay it yourself.
A security-guard cat. Uniform too big, sleeves rolled twice. Flashlight, clipboard, a thermos he never opens. He has seen every trick and is bored by all of them.
He does not want your token to fail. He does not want it to succeed. He wants to finish his shift — and nothing gets past the barrier without a check.
The things traders check by hand in the first sixty seconds, done deterministically. Points add up to a risk score. DENIED at 50. HELD at 25.
Authority not revoked. That is a door, and it opens from the inside.
Five or more buys landed in the same slot the token was created. Counted live from the firehose.
The creator still holds ten percent or more of supply.
Ten non-pool wallets hold half the supply.
25+ buys in the first minute and fewer than 40% unique buyers.
Fewer than 30 holders, or graduated with under 5 SOL in the pool.
Showed up with nothing.
Under ten minutes old. The door does not pretend to know what it has not watched.
Live. Every row is a receipt. Click one and replay it.
connecting to the booth…
One WebSocket on pump.fun. Creates and trades are counted in memory for ten minutes. No RPC is spent on a mint until it is actually hot.
Authority, supply, top 20 holders with owners, creator balance, pool. Stored verbatim with its slot. Then a pure function decides. No model touches a number.
Every verdict is hashed into a merkle batch and written to Solana hourly via SPL Memo. Delete the model and every verdict is unchanged.
$SCATE goes through the same door as everyone else. If it gets flagged, the flag is published like everyone else's.
No claim on revenue. No governance. A CLEARED verdict is not an endorsement and not a prediction. A CLEARED token can go to zero.
Every verdict lands in the channel seconds after it is stamped. Ask the bot to check a mint. Replay anything you don't believe.